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graham:
if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up
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on ireland performance:
good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.
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graham on montenegro:
the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro
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montenegro:
we have to be brief, don’t we?
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graham:
yes
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graham:
i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman.
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petra:
we're half through voting now
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graham:
oh that's depressing
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estonia:
shows up
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graham:
is he standing outside a prison?
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albania:
petra you look gorgeous tonight!
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graham:
better than you
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albanian guy:
(singing) should i live, should i die without your love--
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graham:
you should leave
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eric:
i'll help you to the bathroom
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graham:
don't do that eric, that's how rumours start
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germany:
we're having so much fun!!!1!
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graham:
speak for yourself
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dude:
breathes
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graham:
oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up
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petra:
azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now!
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graham:
god, please, no
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denmark:
winning
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graham:
busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1!
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voting after denmark has won:
proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk
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graham:
can someone please tell her she can't win now
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graham:
oh flowers now, marvellous
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graham:
my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice