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wanchorss:

in4viate:

i have the sex appeal of a walrus.

imagemm gurl 

annie-leonhardt:

welcome to tumblr where, unlike on facebook, it’s cool to have an anime character as your profile picture

heirofslytherin:

Guess who goes back to school tomorrow?

Not me.

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returquoise:

When you try to think of a word and can only remember it in another language.

gingerkinomiya:

baconeatsyou:

frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

justwestofweird:

radio-freedunmovin:

justwestofweird:

yaddy123:

This is everything.

My favorite part is that Bart literally became Homer.

My favorite part is that Lisa became bisexual and eventually married Millhouse. Or the Jenda and Bart separation part.

Actually the best part is that in the entire series Maggie says like one-two words. And in her solo Christmas card she’s the “voice of her generation”

krazykitsune:

oldmanstephanie:

comic-chick:

thorsgoddess:

krazykitsune:

tauntaunrider:

krazykitsune:

thorsgoddess:

krazykitsune:

hilliary:

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“You don’t want blood on your your pink Barbie dress” 

I can assure you

the only reason a dress of mine would be pink

is that the blood didn’t come out

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HOLY SHIT KATIE

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yes hello you rang?

holy shit katie put them down.

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nEVER

IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER

Steph, please add your pic of you holding all your assassin’s gear!!

eXCUSE U BOY

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YOU CAME

TO

THE

WRONG

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NEIGHBORHOOD

MY SISTERS OF THE BROTHERHOOD

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ASSEMBLE!

theheroheart:

The Ultimate Time Lord: Peter’s like the annoyed older brother, Sylv and Colin are the troublesome middle children who can’t shut up, and Paul’s the kid brother who watches the ridiculous antics of his siblings with rapt attention.

80% of my friendships on tumblr
me: we should talk more!
them: yeah we should!
both: *never talks to each other again*

doctor who + text posts night vale tweets | part 2/? (rtd edition)

bonus:

kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

davebowie:

420goku:

davebowie:

stop idolizing pasty white lizard men 2k14 

your url is a derivative of david bowie the ultimate pasty white lizard man

i was going to try and respond to this but you know what????? he is. i fucked up. i fucked up.