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queen-halenski:

I’m sorry but if you try to tell me there are only three wizard schools in the ENTIRE magical world I will fight you.

I wanna see Indian wizardry schools

Japanese magic schools where the house ghosts have shrines

Schools hidden in sand dunes and enchanted to look like mirages

American schools hidden in Roswell and Salem

Public magical schools for kids that don’t want to leave home for seven years

GIVE ME ALL THE WIZARD SCHOOL HEAD CANONS!

dicaeopolis:

im really curious what happened in those 22 comments

tescosfinest:

shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is

tescosfinest:

shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is

iou-an-assbutt:

So I was watching Sherlock and I decided to pause it so I could read the newspaper article in the title sequence and I just

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The salacious truth about their home life.

As in,
salacious [səˈleɪʃəs]

adj
1. having an excessive interest in sex
2. lustful; bawdy.

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paint-fanduhms:

paint-fanduhms:

An apple a day keeps The Doctor away. 

Why doesn’t this have more notes this is comedy gold.

kingcheddarxvii:

Take any movie premise about a white man and make it about a grandma and it becomes twice as interesting

katara:

Tomorrow we begin a month or “wake me up when September ends” posts despite no one listening to that song for about a decade

Happy 1st of September!

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

lumos5001:

sterlingkato:

MEMO: The space bar is important. 

also punctuation placement 

songofthestarwhale:

I just want to see Nine, Ten, and TenToo in the same room

with Nine looking back and forth between Ten and Tentoo before glaring at Ten like “What the fuck did you do?”